DOCKET NO. DOW-50000 — UNITED STATES OF GAINS
DOW 50K.
CASE DISMISSED.
The economy is blooming. Why are you reading the indictment?
CONTRACT ADDRESS — SOLANA
SECTION III — THE DEFENSE
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EVIDENCE REF: DAR-STRA-001
THE STRATEGY
When the S&P hits 7,000, nobody cares about the dip. We focus on gains, not guilt. The prosecution rests — but the portfolio doesn’t.
PAMSTEIN is not a token. It’s a verdict. A cultural statement wrapped in blockchain immutability. The market has spoken, and the ruling is unanimous:
GUILTY OF GAINS. SENTENCED TO PROSPERITY.
The defense presents its evidence: a community of degens, a chart that only knows one direction, and a meme that writes itself. The jury of your peers — your fellow holders — have already decided.
EVIDENCE — EXHIBIT D
AS DELIVERED TO CONGRESSIONAL TRIBUNAL
CHARGE
DISMISSED
PLEA
NOT GUILTY
SENTENCE
GAINS